””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
- Straight: My cake is chocolate.
- Gay: My cake is vanilla.
- Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
- Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
- Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
- Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
- Asexual : I don't enjoy cake